Try this on for smartsome quotes:
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It's funny how good people like Martin Luther King get assassinated and bad people like Bush or Hitler don't.
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There's only one thing that could take all the crap in the world and not get insulted or pissed off. The toilet.
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If dictators have problems with each other why don't THEY fight instead of sending millions of of people to their deaths?
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People ask themselves:"When the hell's the ice gonna melt?" instead of asking themselves:"when the hell will I stop melting it!?"
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-Me, on global warming
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Money makes the world go round and makes it's inhabitants kill each other.
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And Kastere... I did say your OWN you know...