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hmm heres mine:

Life is like a game of texas hold 'em: you always get the crap hands while other people get the good hands and some even get 4 aces but one day you get a royal flush and it is the happiest time of your life and if it is good enough and the deck fair enough then you keep on getting good hands until the deck gives you worse and worse hands but you know there are good hands in there somewhere so you carry on until you cash in all your chips and die.