*Full-on test result tiiime!*
Fooooorr... CAL!
SPECIES
CANON SPECIES
1) Is your character a slig, clakker, or other usually mean species, but nice?
No, he's an asshole.
1a) Just because they are?
Ditto.
2) Is your character a gabbit or steef, even though Stranger and Munch are supposed to be the only ones left? (There could be more steefs though)
Nope.
3) Is your character one of the eusocial species (species with a queen, sligs, glukkons etc), and a female?
He would punch you if you said that. And don't quote me on this, but I think Interns have regular females.
3a) But not a queen? *cough*
3b) But still fertile? Ditto
3c) A pre-queen 'princess'? LOLOLOLOL
3d) And not a promiscuous breeder? No.
NON CANON SPECIES
4) Is your character a super duper vykker experiment? Har har, nuu
4a) A hybrid of Oddworld creatues? *shakes head*
4b) With some super powers added to them? He can dream.
5) Is your character from some species you made up? Nope, he's an Intern.
5a) A considerably good species? (Like most or all of the species in it are good, don't enslave others etc) Nope.
5b) An unfairly victimized species? (Like 'everyone hunts it, makes it into food or enslaves it' etc.) Nope.
PLOT
FUTURE
1) Does your character get paired up with Munch/Stranger/Abe? Lawl, interspecies gay relationships just aren't his thing.
1a) And have their babies? (I hereby slap you if its Abe) Now you're scaring me.
PRESENT
2) Does your character not remember their past? He can remember it quite well, though he wished he couldn't.
2a) If/when they figure it out, is it angst and dramatic? *LE GASP* No.
2b) Did they suffer abuse in this past? (Doesn't count for regular slave species treatment) Yeeeaaweellluuuuuhhmmmmmnnnnot really. He just hated his previous job.
2c) If they were badly abused, do they not have the mental scars to go with it? (Like genophobia if they were sexually abused, etc.) Not
abused par se, he was attacked by rabid fuzzles, and he now has a phobia of fuzzles. So that would be no.
3) Is your character related to one of the official characters? I don't remember any Intern main characters.
3a) Secretely? Ditto.
3b) One of the goodies? Ditto.
PAST
4) If your character has been a slave(eg mudokon), were they treated worse than most slaves? Lawl, he seems to think so. But not really.
4a) Beaten harder/suffered worse violent treatment? Ditto.
4b) Suffered sexual abuse? (Which seems ridiculous in Oddworld to me) *likes saying ditto* Ditto.
POWERS
MAGIC
1) Is your character some super duper immortal thingy? Nope.
2) Can your character use shrykul power, or some other super power? Nope.
6a) Do they have the Shrykul power even though they never got the handscars from going through the Paramonia and Scrabania temples? Nope. I honestly can't see an Intern going in and coming out again, can you?
PHYSICAL
LOOKS
1) If your character is a mudokon, is it a colour other than green? *shakes head*
1a) Something not blue, purply or a typical mudokon colour? *shakes head again*
2) If your character is a female that isn't a clakker, outlaw, or other species with boobs, do they have boobs? (coughAgent80085cough) LOLNEXTQUESTION.
2a) Are they big boobs or basically supposed to be hot?
RPG SUE
(Is you RPG character...Suey?)
THE CHARACTER
1) Is your character important in the RPG? *shrugs* just another player.
1a) Allowed to do whatever they please? He's a criminal
1b) Because you're the boss? Uuuh no.
1c) Or just because you said so? No.
2) Is your character powerful? Hmmm... that depends on how you look at it. He's part of an infamous street gang, after all.
2a) Do they win most fights? I'd say 50/50 chance, *shrugs*
2b) All fights? He is currently rousing from a taser-induced sleep on the cafeteria floor. So no
.
2c) Even if they're against something like a big bro, and aren't as big and bulky as one? (Unless of course they use their brains or something.) Well, he's never been up against a big bro before, cos he's not stupid enough to get his neck snapped in two.
YOU
3) Have people told you to stop powerplaying or that you powerplay too much? Nope.
3a) Did you deliberately ignore this? Ditto, and I would if someone did.
3b) Argued that you weren't powerplaying? *shakes head*
3c) Bluntly told them something like 'I don't care, it's my character and I'll do whatever I want!' That's just silly.
3d) Told them something along the lines of 'Screw you, I'll do whatever I want, get lost and stop bothering me!' (May the mods have mercy on you if you said that...) Nope, that's something a n00b would do.
SPECIES SUE
(Is your made up fanspecies suey?)
1) Is your species related to one of the currently existing ones? Nope.
1a) Is it basically bettered than the original species? (i.e., most of the induviduals are nice, the species has more magic or strength, etc) Nuh-uh.
2) Is the species victimized? (Like 'all of the other species have been sooo mean to it blablabla') AWWWBOOHOOno.
3) Is most or all of the induviduals in the species good? N/A
3a) A good industrialist species? N/A
4) Does it have good technology or magic? Nuh-uh
CANON SUENESS
(For official characters in fanfictions)
1) Do you write about one of the official characters in your fic, and not research their personality? I have Abe and Munch in a fic 'm working on, but I would be absolutely ashamed to get even a little bit of their personality wrong. *shudders*
2) If its Stranger/Munch/Abe, do they fall for your character with ease? Lawl, I don't have any female characters.
2a) Act all soppy or sleazy around them? ...yuck.
3) Did you make up their past? Lorne would roll over in his grave if I did that. And of course if he was dead.
3a) Is it all angsty? Ditto.
3b) Was it Stranger with a super duper angst past to explain his antiheroeness? (I'm toteleh guilty of this one) Lawl, ditto.
4) If you are writing about a baddie in the Oddworld series you didn't make up, did you use an angst past to excuse his evilness? No, he's always been evil. Or an asshole, take it as you want.
ANTI SUENESS
(Not suey things)
MENTALLY
1) Is your character a slig or other normally mean species, and still mean?
Yuss
1a) And a complete sicko? Weeelllllll....... I suppose you could say slightly.
1b) Have they done something so sick, it could be considered unforgivable by some? Not
yet .
1c) Do they never ever change for better and/or and remain evil?
Nnnnnnooowellummmm..... I'm still to decide on that one...
2) Is your character insane? .... *cough* slightly.
2a) Insane to the point they endanger themselves, others or can't think normally? No.
3) Is your character wimpy? He's actually a bit tougher than most Interns. A
bit.
3a) Really wimpy? Ditto.
3b) Wimpy to the point they don't fight or avoid fights? Lol, no.
3c) Scared of things smaller than them that can't kill them? (Like bolamites.)
Well, an army of fuzzles
can kill, so no.
4) Is your character dumb? Nnnno.
4a) Very dumb? No.
4b) Too dumb for their own good? No.
PHYSICALLY
5) Is your character basically unnatractive? He's supposed to be fairly good-looking by Intern standards, apart from a rather naster scar running down his face.
5a) Just a bit dull or fat or just not overly pretty? Well
all Interns have at least a little fat, so... possibly.
5b) Just plain ugly? No.
5c) Reeeaaally ugly? UGH no.
6) Is your character disabled? Nup.
6a) Just a little handicap? [EDIT] Lol, I tottally forgot he only has one eye XD. So YUH.
6b) A big one? Not exactly.
6c) Something really severe, like complete blindness? Ditto.
6d) Do they have nothing to make up for it? (eg telepathy to find their way around if they're blind, etc) Heh, overcompensating is fun.
7) Is your character honestly weak? He tends to rely on his weapon a bit too much...
7a) Unable to do some things other people can bcause of it? (Like lifting certain heavy objects, etc.) no.
7b) Weak to the point its a disability? No.
8) Is your character an animal?
Define 'animal'.
SUETHORNESS
(Are you...A suethor?)
YOU AND YOUR CHARACTER
1) Do you think everyone will like your character? Lol, they don't have to if they don't want to.
1a) Because your character is really original? Ummmmmm.... well not
really original...
1b) Because your character is really pretty? ...No.
1c) Because your character is really hot? Stop right there.
1d) Because your character is really super powered? Har har, no.
1e) Because your character is such a good person? Puh-lease.
1f) Because they will feel sorry for their angst past? Well maybe. Just maybe.
YOU AND OTHERS
2) Do you feel insulted when people critisize your character? That's never occured, but I do have a motherly sort of protective sense about it.
2a) If it was proper constructive critism, were you still feeling bitter? I would never do such a thing.
2b) If it was proper constructive critism, did you basically tell them to get stuffed and didn't believe them? Like I said before, only silly little n00bs do that.
VILLAIN SUE
(Could your bad guy be a sue?) Finally, something that applies.
THE CHARACTER
1) Is your character a powerful baddie? Hmm, he could be.
1a) With magic, or some other powerful force? No.
1c) Are they mysterious? Eeeeeehhh, no. Not particularly.
PLOT
2) Are they evil because of an angst past? No, he was evil to start with
2a) Are they not really that evil after all? ...... next question.
2b) Will they turn good and join the good guys side? Definitly NOT.
Whoooooooo. That was fun. *starts doing it for other characters*