One of my best moments was probably the first few minutes of Dead Rising.
I stuck a shower head in a zombie's head, and blood fountained out, killing it.
I slapped a zombie with a fish, and killed it.
I ran over a horde of zombies with a lawnmower.
I ran around the mall in a full Megaman suit, shooting tennis balls from the fake Mega blaster.
I ran around the mall with Frank in a cute little sundress, with a lego-head on top.
I mastered the use of the boomerang.
I covered all the nearby zombie's heads with traffic cones. BE DISORIENTED AS TO WHERE THE ACCIDENT HAS OCCURED AS MY EVIL MOVING TRAFFIC CONE MINIONS STUMBLE RANDOMLY AROUND!
I did various kung-fu moves on zombies, such as the back-flip kick, the flying jump kick, and the judo chop.
And, most fantastic of all, I ripped out a zombie's intestines with my bare hands.
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