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1. What is your character's name?
Stunks McCoy

2. What is your character's name in another language?
Nope. What you see is what you get.

3. How old is he/she?
I'd say the equivalent of late twenties, early thirties.

4. What is your character's race/species?
Clakker

5. Do they have a crush?
I never asked

6. Do they have many friends?
Two close clakker friends, one mudokon who wouldn't admit it... the rest are filthy, squabbling animals.

7. What planet is your character from?
Oddworld.

8. Does your character like to eat?
Hell yeah.

9. What's his/her favourite food?
"Pawk N Beenz", whatever that is.

10. What's his/her favourite drink?
Expresso.

11. Is your character annoying?
Only to his friends, livestock, neighbours and clientele.

13. Is your character loved?
Only his messenger bat and meetle have any true affection that does not depend on when the next meal is due.

14. Is your character hated?
There are some outlaws who know his name...

15. Is she/he emo/goth?
He doesn't even know what that is.

16. Is she/he straight, bisexual, or gay?
I don't wanna know, but presumably straight.

17. Is she/he a virgin?
I really don't want to know. But knowing him, probably.

18. Name 3 hobbies...
Downing Expressos at the Slogshead, then taking a load of Chill Pillz to calm himself down.
Watching Ultimate Convict Wrestling with his few local friends.
Getting the lint out of his ears.

19. Is your character normal?
Not by anyone's standard, no.

20. Is your character attractive?
Maybe for a clakker. I'd rather not make that call.

21. How does your character handle emotions?
The same as any clakker. By completely losing his head.

22. Does your character have other forms?
Only after being plucked, gutted, stuffed, glazed and spit roasted on an open fire. It's not a reversible transformation.

23. Does your character overreact?
Frequently.

24. Is your character a criminal?
No. He occasionally transports their incapacitated forms to jail.

25. Does your character go to school?
Once upon a time their was a mediocre student at Mother Broiler's Schoolhouse in Dusky Hollow by the name of Joe Cockera McCoy.

26. What's his/her IQ?
Good, for a clakker, but still not high. Clakkers don't do IQ tests.

27. Does your character have a disease/curse?
He gets the flu every year, but it's nothing to worry about.

28. Is your character dead?
By rights he probably should be.

29. Does your character have a family?
Yes he does, but I don't know where they are or if they still live. He doesn't talk about them much (I think he's been estranged).

30. Has he/she encountered any tragic times in life?
He was born a clakker, which is pretty tragic.

31. What's the best time in your character's life?
The time when he, the Chippunk and Toothless Tom the barman stayed up all night watching an E! The True Nolybab Story marathon, drinking Tom's Opple Cider and sligging-out on candy-corn.

32. If you could name 1 friend, which would you relate to your character?
Fortunately, none.

33. Is your character single?
Most probably.

34. Has he/she developed any relationships?
Not to my knowledge. He's no prize roosty, I'll tell you that.

35. Does he/she have an element?
Carbon.

36. Do you role-play your character?
I wouldn't want to. No offense, Stunks.

37. Do you write about your character?
Yep.

38. Does your character have a bad temper at times?
He's not known for anger.

39. Does your character get depressed
After True Nolybab was canceled, many thought he'd never be the same again. He got over it when the reruns began showing.

40. What's your characters favourite animal?
Probably his meetle, but he'll say chippunk whenever it's within earshot.

41. Does your character have any fears?
Stingbee larvae and Miss Broiler.

42. Does your character have any weaknesses?
Decapitation is his primary Achilles' Heel.

43. Does your character look up to anyone?
His new mudokon friend, both physically and respectfully.

44. Does your character like music?
When drunk on cider he's known to belch the tune to New Yolk, New Yolk.

45. What's your character's favourite type of music?
Stunks is quite partial to Hank Pinata.

46. Is he/she impatient?
He's patient so long as it is he causing the hold up.

47. What's something funny about your character?
He has no idea where he got the nickname "Stunks", and neither does anyone else.

48. Name 5 nicknames
As I said, "Stunks" is his nickname. Chippunk is known to call him "pullet" on occasion.

49. Does your character curse?
Yes, but none that we would recognise.

50. This test is over, what does your character have to say?
'What do you mean, "probably straight"? I'll have you know that I have never crossed that road!'