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I saw Spiderman 3. I wish I could have that 2 1/2 hours back. There are so many things I could do. For instance.....

Dance on broken glass.
Eat the worm at the bottom of a tequila bottle.
Tell a dirty joke.
Smoke crack.
Build a time machine and go back in time to abort Patrick Vykkers smarmy, stupid life.
Rape an elderly man.
Rape a retarded man.
Rape an elderly, retarded man.
See Spiderman 3.
Urgh. Now I'm confused.