[Paramite of War]

I am taller then most shoes.

I can lie though I'm not doing it right now.

Out of the top ten reasons not to do drugs, you're number one.

One time a guy said to his friend I got in a fight with Chuck Norris and lost.
Then he said I faught him again and he broke my leg.
His friend said he was lying because Chuck Norris would have killed him the first time.