[Arxryl]

I am listening to my ipod.

Someone broke their neck trying to get to the madame Leota bust in the Haunted Mansion ride at Disneyland due to the fact their is a large drop between the passengers and the center.

I am sick... seirously. Deseased...

I am wearing a POTC shirt right now.

Slurp is hungry.

Bic pencil containers hold 5 pencils when you buy the Grip version at the store.

I often don't make sense.

Chuck Norris doesn't get splashed by water, water gets Chuck Norris'ed.

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad.

Chuck visited the Virgin Islands. Now they are just the "Islands."

Chuck isn't hung like a horse, Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.