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Granted. A year from now you become too emo for your own good and blow up your own pathetic fanfictions. You die in the resulting explosion.
I wish that I could do what i do without ever going poo.
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How tragic...
You explode because your poo is never disposed of and it builds up inside of you...Or you butt swells to the size of Sams egg sack.
I wish I could turn into a dog.