I believed in santa, So i thought it would be a good idea to catch santa, So i made a peanut butter sandwich (Mind you i was only 8 years old) then i found some weak rat poison so i put it in the sandwhich and put it on the dining table, The next morning when i woke up my Dad was vomiting and his nose was bleeding so he went to the hospital and i GOT IN DEEP $#!T
