I would change Ilovehammy!'s username to "IloveYeshua!", just for accuracy and fun.
I would change Nate's name to "Token Gay Jew".
I would change my title to "The Fat One" or "Stattik's Yang".
I would ban Hobo, OANST, and all the other trolls. Or at least warn them. Then again, I might be being a hypocrite.
I would change my own username to Captain Asshole, to accurately represent my administration style.
I would make everyone's avatar a Nazi penguin sex orgy
I would create 10 topics exclusively discussing Humphrey/Irwin slash fanfiction.
I would have 15 topics exclusively discussing Battle Pope.
I would have everyone's, including my own signature as "All Hail Citizen Kang"
I would give Mutual Friend an unflattering custom title like "BBC's Bitch".
I would ban all links to Daily KKKos or Free ReichpuKKKelic, for the sake of mental decency.
I would create a rosary topic. Just because.
I would rename at least 50 people Allah and flame them.
I would insist all honour Rick James, lest they be given the custom title of "Bitch".
I would start a thread dedicated to pillow fights, wine, and walrus-Paul-Jim Carrey YouTube porn.
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