Listen to me people: Santa DOES exist...
Evidence: I've seen him - Who else would leave the presents for Toe Jam & Earl?!
If Santa (equiped w/jetpack to get to the other levels faster) didn't leave those precious presents I don't know I would have been able to find all the ship pieces!
Plus without the Rocket-Shoes or plenty of Innertubes I could never get Earl's fat ass to the paradise known as Level 0 where you can chill in a hot-tub drinking lemonade while Hula Girls dance their hypnotic dance!
Santa, thank you. Not only do you bring joy to the whiney boys and girls of the world but without you and your jetpackin' antics I would have never been able to help those two aliens off this miserable "Funk-less" planet of ours.
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Abe-A-GoGo yotsu yubi wa warui
"It's All That Blue-Bastard's Fault!"
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