I'll give this a go but don't be judgemental
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AE opening: train goes by and the bone flies out
Abe: It's a bone... Alf: O RLY?
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AE weirdo's chamber: door opens and as abe walks through it jerks lower
hitting him on the head knocking him out.
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AE weirdo's chamber: Weirdo 1: Abe you made it!
Abe: (whispering): I see dead people...
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Im sorry if they are not funny but it's the best I can think of for now
this is a first try so don't be too harsh please
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