Meh, I'll try.
Munch's Oddysee: The bad ending
Munch looked around, terrified as one of the vykkers hung up on the fone. He was strapped to a chair and unable to escape. One of the vykkers approached him, looking manic and evil. "Suprise!" He yelled Fearing the worst, Munch closed his eyes. After finding he wasn't dead, he opened them to see the vykker holding a birthday cake. "Happy birthday Munch!" A banner saying 'HAPPY BIRTHDAY' fell from the ceiling and music played, after which he fainted.
Munch's Oddysee: The gabbiar can
The two stood on the boat, as Abe looked around shyly. "Looks like there's a lot of eggs in that can..." He began. After saying that, his yellow eyes widened in terror. Munch looked around the ship. "What?" He croaked. "Munch, that's not the gabbiar can, it's a grenade!" He screeched. the two screamed, before Munch threw the bomb not too far away. It exploded, making a hole in the ship. The two screamed and ran up the ship as the water flooded in it and it slowly sank.
Abe's Oddysee: Grenade machine
Abe snuck up to the grenade machine that looked like a large grenade. he slapped the green button and waited. Instantly, loads of grenades spilled out and onto the floor he stood on. They all started beeping loudly and fast, not giving him a chance to do anything. "Oh shi!-" BOOM! They exploded, sending Abe hurtling towards the roof.
Stranger's Wrath: Ending
Stranger held up the olden steef's body and roared, before tripping off of the edge. He yelled as the dam burst and he washed downstream as the grubbs cheered.
I tried.