A: Because:
You're a lumberjack, and you're okay,
you sleep all night, and you work all day,
you cut down trees, you eat your lunch,
you go to the lava-tree,
on wedesdays, you go shopping,
and have buttered scones for tea,
You're a lumberjack and you're okay,
you sleep all night and you work all day,
you cut down trees, you skip and jump,
you like to press wild flowers,
you put on women's clothing, and hang around in bars,
You're a lumberjack and you're okay,
you sleep all night and you work all day,
you cut down trees, you wear high heels,
suspenders and a bra,
you wish you'd been a girlie, just like you're dear papa.
Q: Do you smell smoke?
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