I don't like the idea of fat men coming into my house. Especially fat men who see me when I'm sleeping and know when I'm awake. That's just disturbing.
Santa: Let's see here... G.I. Joes for the good boys... Check. Makeup kits and Barbie Dolls for the good girls... Check. Lumps of coal for the naughty boys... Check. Nude photos and telephone number of self for the naughty girls... Check.
Lol. Santa's a pervert...
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