A: Because he's secretly making a list of things you've done wrong so he can prevent you from graduating.
Q: Abraham Lincoln and a beaver get into a fight. Who wins?
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"Sick cultures show a complex of symptoms such as you have named . . . but a DYING culture invariably exhibits personal rudeness. Bad manners. Lack of consideration for others in minor matters. A loss of politeness, of gentle manners, is more significant than is a riot."
-- Robert Heinlein in Friday
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