Ray, you sound a lot like me and my friends with what you say to people.
My funniest moments...
Well, in Year 7, we had this horrible teacher called Miss Poffley, and I caused loads of havoc for her.
Once, I was messing about doing something, and she asked me to come to the front. She asked me what was the matter, and I replied: "Short attention span." This was a funny thing that went around in the class, and you had to be brave enough to say it.
Every lesson everyone would wave their hands and do a mexican wave everytime she turned to face the board.
