[Abraham Lure]

Well, I saw this topic on another forum and thought it was a good idea to post here. These are only a few of my funniest moments.

I was sitting outside in the front garden with my Guinea Pig (His name is Nibbles) and feeding him dandelions. And this man walked past, looked at Nibbles for a few seconds and said "I thought he was a skunk just then...mainly because of his black face with the white stripe. I was on the other end of the pavement". He then walked off. I looked at Nibbles and thought 'He looks nothing like a skunk...and why would I have a skunk on my lap?'

Another time, I was walking to school with my friends. And these really annoying boys were just standing by the corner. As me and my friends walked past, I suddenly yelled (and sang at the same time) at the boys "I'm the Scatman!". It scared all 3 of them. My friends just cracked up laughing their heads off, not knowing what to think as we continued walking. ("I'm the Scatman" is in the first song of a singer called 'Scatman John' if you think I was being rude to the boys)

Another time, me and my friends were walking to school again. And there was this girl in front of us. And she was smoking a cigarette and all the smoke was going in our faces. I got so annoyed that I yelled "You enjoying killing yourself, are you?". She just gave me this evil glare and stormed off. At least we didn't have smoke in our faces for the rest of the time we were walking.

About a week ago in my English class, our teacher told us to write down some advice we would give to our younger self if we met them. I tried to think of what advice I would give. I then thought of something and wrote down 'If you went back in time and told your younger self the advice you intend to give, then your younger self would grow up perfectly and you would never have needed to go back to give the advice, meaning you never would have gone back to speak to your younger self'. My friend read it and said "Ow, that makes my head hurt". I showed my English Teacher, he read it and walked off, sayig he wanted to think about it. He came back a few minutes later, read what I wrote again and said 'That theory is doing my head in'. I love it when people react like that. I found it funny.


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