[Wil]

Three awards. Wow, it’s like that time I wanted to get out of a game of poker, but I kept winning and winning and winning. A little more from‐the‐heart, thank you to everyone who voted for me, and a big thanks to Wolfpac for hosting the awards. Once again I didn’t vote, but I pay so little attention to OWF, I never know who to vote for.

Nate. Six awards? I mean, really. You just got greedy.

And I know I didn’t vote, so I’ve supposedly not got a right to complain, but why is our perpetual ‘Official Mascot’ always the same drunken, naked guy?

p.s. I realize I have won two awards I have not won before. More alarming, Xav only won one award. What were you voters smoking??