In the interests of fair play and natural justice and that sort of thing, I will humbly hand back my MVP award to Max and Havoc. Alcar's votes probably shouldn't count, seeing as most of them were written by me. I'm not greedy; five awards is more than enough for me.
Aside from that, I'd like to thank all the gullible fools who voted for me. I'm really not as nice as you guys seem to think I am.