Ha! I finally worked out what I am. I am an "ignostic atheist". So that is a cross between an agnostic atheist, being someone who knows that the existence or nonexistence of god or gods cannot be proved or disproved but doesn't believe in any, and "ignosticism".
This is the branch of agnosticism that I find both fitting and hilarious, in which the view is that the question of the existence of a transcendent God is meaningless because the terms are "clearly nonfalsifiable" and "basically unintelligible". The statement "God exists" is not a proposition, a statement which can be true or false, but is instead as nonsensical as "All mimsy were the borogroves".
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