[Kamille]

Did I ever tell you guys about the guy who made a Goldberg machine to blow up his house and kill his wife?

Alright so here's what happened guy wants to kill his wife obviously, so he breaks the gas line in the house leaves it open for a couple days because he wants to let the stuff get around, knowing his wive's sense of smell is shot from years of smoking, this shoelace is wrapped around a soldering iron the iron is set into a timer, he got up that morning set the timer and left before his wife did slight problem though, his wife's a smoker she ignites the gas before the time even goes off she runs out of the building screaming "He's killed me, the bastard, he's finally killed me."