Oh how I love having the power to delete spammy posts. Snuzi and Salamander: stop taking things so literally. If I catch you spamming like this again you'll get an infraction.
On-Topic: I'd like to be a mind reader. It's a terrible thing to admit but I get quite paranoid about what people think about me. I have been known to accidentally piss people off and be completely oblivious to it. So I'd like the power to know what people think of me so I could act more appropriately.
Other than that... I'd like a good metabolism.
