Yesterday was the celebration of the birth of Zombie Jesus. Rabbits are his natural enemies and every year on his birthday they hide baskets filled with zombie repelling candy all over the world. If a person finds their basket they will be safe for another year from Zombie Jesus' ravenous hunger. However, if they do not find their basket Zombie Jesus will snack on their brains.
Awesome holiday.
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My bowels hurt.
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