A: "Hey, I'm sorry to be the one to inform you of this tragedy, but...you're entire family was killed by a drunk driver. I'm very sorry that this has befallen your en-April Fools! Why are you looking at me that way? It was a joke. Hey, put tha knife down! Sheesh, what's this world coming to when an innocent joke involving the death of your entire family isn't appreciated?"
Q: Wasn't that a long explaination?
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