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I AM ACTUALLY 14 BUT I LOOK LIKE I AM ABOUT 8!

Well you see everyone that doesn't know me asks how old am i, i say 14 and they ask what grade am i in, i say 9 and they dont talk to me for the rest of the year or they give me mean looks and start complaining to my mum that i dont grow well!!

THERE WAS THIS ONE TIME WHEN I TOLD MY FORGETTABLE AUNTY THAT I WAS 16 AND THAT I WAS IN YEAR 11 AND MY AUNTY SLAPPED ME ONTO THE GROUND. SHE TOLD ME OFF FOR BEING SO SMALL AND I NEVER REALLY TOLD HER THE TRUTH! ABOUT 4 WEEKS AGO SHE RANG ME UP AND ASKED HOW MY HSC TESTS ARE GOING!

This is a bit off tipoic but anyway i was so short that whenever we go to the movies or something she says that i am 7 and i get in cheaper! There is another time when my dads manager (the fat bastard) came up to me and asked if i was behaving at school. i told him that "IM NOT IN SCHOOL STUPID!" He laughed and asked what year i am in and i told him that i was in year 9, he asked again why i wasn't in school and i said it was holidays! He got pissed and said that i should start gaining weight and i told him that he should start losing weight!
I wonder why my dad hasn't been fired yet, me and Mr Wighied (Pighead) have been at it all the time, i have so many stories about us but i think i should shutup and get on with it!

im 14