A: God, yes. I take it over, form several governments to control different parts of it for me, then when I got everything I wanted out of it, I would blow the bastard planet up!
Q: Now my guts and legs are gone, how will I digest things, and how will I be able to use tae-kwon-do, karate, judo and kung-fu now?(all those years of practise and training gone to waste)
OT: I'll get you for disabling my digestive system, Alf!
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