I am pissed (not in the drunken way) - I bought a digital camera yesteray, took a few pictures of myself to post on here, but there is somthing I regret - calling into my mother's house to see how she is. It is her birthday tomorrow, and she thought the camera was an early birthday/mother's day/red nose day gift. I don't even do RND gifts. It's a charity, you don't need to give gifts to people on that day. She took it off me, thanked me, and made me 'bugger off out of the house'.
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A man walks into a zoo. There's nothing there but one dog. It was a shih-tzu.
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