[The Red Muse]

(( blargh >.<))

Jammer could hear the brakes screech, before the train came to a stop. He lazily opened his eyes and peered out of the window. After three full days of traveling, bad food and lumpy mattresses, they finally reached their destination.

"RuptureFarms", snort "About bloody time."

He eyed the smaller slig sleeping across the cabin. With a grunt, Jammer got up and viciously poked Red till he woke up.

"Mwwwah...?"
"Get yer ass up, we're here."
"We're where?"
"Rupture Farms, ye asshat! Now get up before I lose me temper!"

Muse blinked and stood up, stretching.


The two sligs made their way out of the train, carefully inspecting the station.
"Whoa..."

Jammer peeked over his shoulder, only to see the smaller slig standing zombified with his mouth wide open.
"What?!", Jammer barked
"After all that damn trouble we went through to get here, I just...can't believe we finally made it! Yaaay!"
Jammer watched in sheer horror as Red began bouncing all over the train station, screaming and crying like a " wee girl".

"Why am I torturing myself like this? Or did the Allmighty Odd decide to punish me for all I have done?! I swear, I'm never -ever- going anywhere with that idiot again", Jammer mused ,"Will you STOP THAT!? STOP THE GODDAMN SCREAMING, MY EARS ARE BLEEDING ALREADY", he bellowed

But Red didn't seem to hear him.

"Pffft, teme..."

((whoop, poor Jammer :3 ))