Such a negative topic. But hey, you see me posting...
I don't have a rival here, I try to be nice. I do have they occasional quarrel, though. I don't always like what Dan has to say... but I don't dislike him at all. People are entitled to their opinions. I'm sure I've said things others didn't like, also. But It's best just to settle differences, rather than let petty arguments make you hate some one...
But if I was just joking, I would say Dave (Disgruntled) is my rival.

I'll flog ya', you goth loser!
