[Marco the Glukkon]

Zuka walked over to the outpost, where registration for new Sligs took place. This was to make sure that registered sligs were present, instead of having some renegade Slig come in trying to save anyone. His eyes saw the sign posted in big, black letters.

YOU KNOW HOW TO DO THIS, SO GET IN AND GET OUT!

Apparently, the Slig was too lazy to sign and register sligs.

"What a waste of a life. Can't even get a simple job like this done. Oh well"

Zuka signed his name and pushed the red button. The scanner zoomed over the top of the paper and scanned it using a red laser. Behind the scanner was a large, electronic wall which printed his name onto it, matching with the other names listed.

MACHINE VOICE: THANK YOU, ZUKA GOFLAX, FOR REGISTRATION. WELCOME TO RUPTURE FARMS.

"Hmph, that's a laugh." And he shot the scanner. The scanner shattered into a million piecess and collapsed. As Zuka walked away humming the tune to "The Terminator", the machine spit up one last phrase:

GLAD TO HAVE YOU ALONG.....