[The Iconoclast]

1) I was exuberantly grateful to any who supported me. It's not my fault SeaRex can't take a joke. Notice the frequent comments thanking people for siding with me. God forbid if any of us for one second feel insulted...

2)I have yet to see a forum like this...

3)This is a touchy one. Mitsur...we, that is to say I in my continued deviance from social norms have lost touch with things thta might seem common or obvious to you. I've entered the realm of analytical thought. It's crazy... The point being, its quite different and way above and beyond. Though I can't quite communicate my world to you, I can at least attempt to justify myself in that I think I'm entitled to a bit of resentment towards other so called opinions when I have to disect every single word and thought that goes in and out of my mind...when I have to ask why until the bones of the matter are laid bare. I'm the guy that asks his coworker why she wears a cross to make her realize that she herself has no idea. I live and breathe individual purpose. I think you can forgive me when I have to be spoken down to by people who's responses are clearly not derived from a method of such depth and scope. Wow I come off conceited! But no...I'm not saying I'm better...I'm different. How am I different? My mode of thinking...the one that probes the depths you normals fear. Yeah that's right...I called you normals! If I were you, I'd be offended. Normality is so heinous a concept that it can only be applied as an insult. Anywho.

4)I came into basketball class one day in half my uniform. The bottom half belonged to the uniform, the top half did not. The coach told me: "I'm marking you unprepared." I asked him why. He said because I'm missing the shirt portion of the uniform. I said, I can't exactly pay for a shirt for each day of the week nor will I wash one shirt repeatedly. He said: "Rules are rules." I wanted to flip him off and call hima filthy bureaucrat opressor. But I went to play some b ball instead. I have such loathing for anyone who threatens me by means of some authority. Yeah...I double posted and I insulted. I double posted because I can't have completely different thoughts in the same post. You wouldn't put two books inside one cover would you? But that's just me. As for insults...really people...lighten up. You should see me when I crack out the mama jokes. Ha! Jo'mama! "I gotta bag Jo'mama!" "Jo'mama's goin' down!"

Now that I've adressed mitsur's issues and defended my integrity and therefore the integrity of my backers, it's time to dish out some PAYNE!!! Pain to the Max...

Snuzi...if I had a dollar for every brain you don't have...I'd have one dollar. But more importantly, if I had a dime for every time you leeched off someone else's post without adding ANYTHING, I could afford that brain you keep trying to get from the wizard. Damn...that was LAME cubed!

Mitsur- You know Iconoclast, you're a disrespectful son of a bitch...DON'T LOOK AT ME IN THAT TONE OF VOICE!!!
Snuzi- Duuuuuuuuuhhhhhhh???!!!??? Yeah! What he said! SQUARED!!!!
Iconoclast- *exasperated sigh*

Mitsur- You know Iconoclast, you're not such a despicable mother lover after all!
Snuzi- *slurp slurp* Ah... oh yeah! What he said!
Iconclast- F@ck this c@ck inhaler!

This has been another episode...of masterpiece theater...

If that doesn't earn me a permanent ban...the mods aren't doing their job! lol

Like I said...everyone in favor...contact me. Every against...form a 10 mile spanking machine and let snuzi go first.

Now it's time to collect my little poem and idea before I'm surely banned. Wouldn't want to lose my surprisingly good idea...and COPYRIGHTED poem! That's right! You thought you could steal MY intelectual property!!!!! Think again BITCHEZ!!!!!!!! jk

oh shit! I see SeaRex lurking there...dude...don't yell at me again...I honestly didn't mean to offend you...I got a little...excited...that's all