Believe you me, she has her ways. No man would dare mess with my mother - not even me. Damn, her slaps hurt, especially when trying to take a photo of yourself out of the ol' album. My cheek's still red from the last time she slapped me.
Oh, yes, I've got the Magnum, P.I theme stuck in my head.
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A man walks into a zoo. There's nothing there but one dog. It was a shih-tzu.
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