Not exactly room-mates, but my cousins, Frank and Brian. They have to live with me since they were two, because their parents expired (went to see their maker, started pushing up the daisies, deceased) 14 years ago. Just one word can describe both my cousins:
bastards.
Because of them, I hardly get to see my girlfriend Lois.
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