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02-13-2007, 09:29 PM
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OOC: What I call a lift, you would call an elevator.

IC: *Goshhe turned from the non-responsive people* - they seemed to engrossed in conversation to hear him. 'Damn! I want answers about what the hell is going on here!' Goshhe thought to himself. *Goshhe began to exit the cafeteria, but needed to scratch his leg. *Reaches down to scratch his carf*. *He then walked out of the room*. Not to find the meat saws this time, but to find someone who could give him answers. He continued to proceed dawdling around the factory, but eventually found a lift. *Goshhe gets in the lift*.

*Goshhe exits the lift*. Goshhe found himself in what he believed to be a lab storage area. He didn't know why there were bandages bundled up in the corner of the lift, but he left them there in case they belonged to someone. 'Damn!' Thought Goshhe. He had no idea where to go from here. He turned to go back up the lift, but noticed a small mounted sphere which had a mudokon pawprint on it, so *he placed his hand uon the pawprint to see what would happen*. A big screen appeared in front of Goshhe. It had 'directory' written on it. 'Ah, now we're getting somewhere! A map of the zulag!' Goshhe stared at it for quite some time. 'Crap, I don't understand it!' He thought. *He curled up in the corner of the room on the floor*. He was scared. He didn't know why, but he didn't like this factory. 'Why did I ever come here?' He thought to himself. Suddenly, the lift began to move up. Goshhe thought nothing of it, but approximately two minutes later, the lift came back down, and *out came from it #0012*. *#0012 walked up to Goshhe and raised his gun.* Goshhe curled up even tighter and began to whimper. *#0012 brought his gun down upon Goshhe's bony ribcage, then his cranium, and repeated this act four more times, then stopped.*
"You bastard!" Shouted Goshhe, then *#0012 swung his gun into Goshhe's head. *#0012 then ambled back into the lift, and in a minute or so was gone. Goshhe wondered why #0012 did these things to him, and was determined to find out if he was allowed or not.
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