Miss Pilcher, religious education. Ironic really. She could be in two places at once... or else use shadows as a means of trans-location, there were competing theories, and we'd all seen both. She hated boys. Odd, given that she had chosen to work in an all-boys school. Demanded homework in on the very next day (the only teacher to do that when her lesson wasn't the next day either) so may your respective non-specific deities help you if you had some sort of a life. Especially when she set nonsensical work such as perfect reconstructions of pictures that vaguely recount significant religious events, or even novelising the video we watched during one of our "off days" near Christmas.
She also consumed children's souls in detention. Anyone had one with her, and they spent the rest of their school career and shells with no personality of their own, no free will, nothing. It was horrifying.
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