[Mutual Friend]

Whether you've shared a dorm or an apartment with someone, I'm sure at least some of you have encountered the occassional asshole. Or maybe I'm the only lucky one. Anyway, if you've had some sort of similar experience, pull up a chair to bitch and share.

I'm currently making preparations to get the hell out of the room I'm sharing with this alcoholic, inconsiderate bitch. She's done a lot of shitty things to me, and the other night crossed a big line. So... She goes out and gets drunk on a Thursday night (although both of us have class in the morning), stumbles loudly into the room around 3 am, and goes to bed. At some point during the night, she vomits all over her bed and then goes to sleep on the floor. She doesn't clean her mess up until very late the next night. My room was completely uninhabitable for almost 24 hours because of the rancid stench. Fun, fun.

She's also done some smaller but also inconsiderate things as carrying my tv to a different housing complex and leaving it there for a week until I have to go get it back myself. While I went back to my home state for Thanksgiving, she babysat birds ON MY DESK because she had no room on her side. She didn't clean up all the seeds, bird feathers, and other filth that covered my desk, chair, floor, and that also became trapped in my keyboard.

She sounds a giggle. Can you pass on her number?