[Spirrow]

Eh, what the heck. I don't consider this a chapter, but more like something
my hand typed for it'd own amusement and against my will.
Okay, I hacked into Mitsur's computer files and stole his chapter. There I admit it.

One Hour Later:

The fire was out, now. Havoc pushed a load of rubble that had collasped from the walls off him. Crusty
black fur still clung to his skin. He began to work his way down the hall taking difficult steps, his muscles sore.
He needed to make it to the cafeteria where he hoped the commotion had calmed down and he could seek
the medical care of Creepy Doc Sr. or Stranger's Maid who could heal him and then he could kill Mitsur.
He collasped right at them doorway to the cafeteria.

Mitsur cautiously poked his head out of his room door. No Havoc in sight. He began to walk carefully
down the hall when he bumped into Spirrow, who was tottering around drunkenly holding a bottle
of MudoBrew, his tongue lolling out.
"Er, what's up with you, Spirrow?" Mitsur asked.
"Just a dead man walkin'," Spirrow replied loudly into the air and tottered off further down the hallway,
clearly unwary of the wreckage around him. On the way to the cafeteria, where he would certainly find
most of Rexy's damage, Mitsur happened to pass straight past her room door which had the words
"Oh Al!" carved into the wood right above a gaping hole blasted into the door by the raging fire. Mitsur
poked his head in and looked around. There were posters of Al everywhere, a half-finished painting of Al
on an easel and even a few crudely carved wooden idols of Rexy's idol. Even the image on her bedspread
showed Al apparently laying right next to her. Mitsur backed out of Rexy's room, a sick look on his face
and continued his way to the cafeteria, taking a cautious step over a smoldered Havoc.

It was a mess! Rexy was still standing there, half of her still on fire. Her foot was planted into an unconscious
Splat's throat. Alcar was in a far corner moping with a differnt type of bottle in his hand over a statue of him that
had fallen and smashed on the floor. Oanst, who had changed back from a pissy-faced mudokon was robbing
Rich, Jordan and Glowi while they were unconscious and replacing the money with bottles of MudoBrew while
rubbing something under his lioncloth (which he hadn't changed out of yet) incredibly fast. Bullet Magnet was
nowhere to be seen and Xavier was complaining over a pile of ruined bones which he intended on sending to
Bonewerkz for a little excess profit. Mitsur stood next a moaning Havoc surveying everything around him. When
Havoc saw Mitsur he lunged at him, but ended up yowling in agony when he hit the floor again, panting hard.
He had hardly grazed Mitsur's legs with his sharp claws. Al stepped up next to Mitsur.
Mitsur looked at him. "Don't you think it would to be wise to calm down Rexy before she kills Splat?"
he asked. Al shrugged.
"Suits him right egging on the missus," he replied. At the sound of Al's voice, Rexy looked up. The flame on her
extinguished immediately.
"Oh Al!!!" she screamed in glee taking her foot off Splat's neck and beginning to run for Al.
Al backed away quickly. "Er, listen, honey/baby/sweetie/Rexy, all these times you keep jumping me, I think
I might have sprained something and-"
CRASH!
Al recieved a heavy hail of facial kisses from Rexy and she forced him down and twisted his arms
rather painfully to hold him down. He surrendered after a few seconds of struggling to get out from
under her. Rexy looked irritably up at Mitsur.
"Do you mind?" she said.
"Rexy, you really don't have to," said Al as he saw Rich starting to stir on the floor. Rexy looked at
Rich's body and pulled Al face-to-face with her. "Listen to me you bastard!" she seethe menacingly into
Al's face. "I want revenge on anyone who dares to diss me, including my sweet/scumbag exboyfriend. I want
to see him blow up in rage so he comes to kill you," Rexy lightened immediately." and then I'll save you
and be a heroine and maybe President Alcar might give me a raise and a higher position as a moderator
around here on the forum."
Alcar scoffed from his corner. Rexy flashed him a killer look. Alcar waved his hands innocently and
pointed at Rich on the floor. "It was him," he said as sweetly as possible. Rexy turned back to Al
and continued to lecture him.

Mitsur was alarmed at Rexy's sudden changes in attitude and he shook his head quietly. Spirrow walked
up next to him, perfectly normal.
"Wow, Spirrow, how did you get sober that fast?" Mitsur asked.
"Eh, it's easy when you play it "King of the Hill" style." Spirrow responded casually.
"Speaking of which, how is the King of the Hill?" Mitsur asked.
Spirrow looked out of a cafeteria window to a treehouse Abe16 had built in a tree. Abe was wheezing hard
and still attemting to scream out a few "I AM OZ THE GREAT AND TERRIBLE!"s, at which one point he
fainted and fell through the treehouse window onto the stone pavement beneath. Spirrow looked back
at Mitsur.
"He's fine" he replied and walked off down another hallway.