This is something I do that I'm maybe not proud of but maybe not embarresed of either. At work we have this i.t. guy who is extremely incompetent and annoying. He doesn't know how to do his job and gets really upset when you ask him to explain something. Mostly because he can't. Anyway, my boss is a really nice guy who just assumes that the people who work for him are doing their jobs and never checks up on people. So, this jackass gets away with not doing anything.
This caused me to begin an attempt to get the guy fired. I point out every **** up he makes at every opportunity but I also sabotage him in other ways.
Here comes the funny.
Whenever he enters the room and is nearby other people I get close to him and fart. When the smell appears I just kind of roll my eyes. When he walks away I make sure that everyone thinks the smell emanated from him.
I'm serious.
I really do this.
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My bowels hurt.
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