I'm embarrassed that I jacked off to the lezbo scene and the Michelle-Telling-Jim-How-to-feel-tits scene in American Pie 2 on several occasions.
I'm embarrassed that I shoplifted so cavalierly and frequently in my youth.
I'm embarrassed that I know more about kobolds than women.
I'm embarrassed that I'm nearly 20 and I don't have my driver's license.
I'm embarrassed that since I lost 30 pounds my pants are always dangerously close to falling off. Where the **** did I put that belt?
I'm embarrassed that despite losing nearly 6 pants sizes I can still suck my own hairy tits.
I'm embarrassed that because of my 15 pound gut I can't suck my dick anymore(real reason for all that weight loss
).
I'm embarrassed that every time I see a woman I think about ****ing her. You don't know depraved until you've had a Condoleeza Rice/Nancy Pelosi menage a trois wank session.
I'm embarrassed that the best job I ever had was washing dishes and mopping floors.
I'm embarrassed(just a teensy tiny little bit) that nobody ever believes I go to the University of Wisconsin so I have to tell them I go to U-Dub Manitowoc, a community college. **** it, I'm not embarrassed about this last one. Go blue devils! I am embarrassed, however, that I'm going to have an hour long hard on if my biochemistry teacher is wearing those knee high boots tomorrow, though.
Goddamn!
I could really go all day here.
I cry like a bitch when I watch Reservoir Dogs.