If this doesn't belong in the classics nothing does.
http://oddworldforums.net/showthread.php?t=13774
Edit: It took me a while to find this but it goes hand in hand with the last link. Kind of like the sequel. They are both a pretty fantastic read. Enjoy the hatred.
http://oddworldforums.net/showthread.php?t=13611
Some people are probably going to be fairly pissed that I brought this back up. In my defense I'm going to say that this is one of the most interesting things to happen in these forums and it deserves recognition.