[OANST]

I don't know if I have obsessions per se but there are a few things I really enjoy.

Feeling superior to people who think Korn is a good band.
Feeling superior to people who wear berets.
Feeling extra superior to people who wear berets at a jaunty angle.
Killing homeless people.
Dressing up like Little Bo Peep.
Herding sheep.
Eating cereal.
Laughing at people who like emo but have never heard of Sunny Day Real Estate.
Killing homeless people.
Feeling superior to people who think that Star Wars involves complex politics.
Eating cereal
Eating cereal out of the skull of a homeless person I just killed.
Farting on my hand and smelling it.