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01-16-2007, 06:06 PM
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Over at IIDB. There have been some pretty choice comments, here's my fav.

"O really? I thought being a Jedi was a lifelong thing. How many children do you think ol' Yoda is going to have after he retires at age 850? I guess he would have certain advantages that might could compensate for his physical problems, though.

Yoda: Come back to my place, would you like?
Comely Green Woman: But...you're so much older than I am.
Yoda (waves hand): Come back to my place, you WILL.
CGW: I WILL come back to your place...but seriously...can you even perform at your age?
Yoda: Used THE FORCE to raise things before, I have.
CGW: So, ok, anything else I need to know?
Yoda: Size matters not.
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