10-09-2001, 06:29 PM
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Wolvark Sloghandler
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: Apr 2001
: York, England
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Rep Power: 27
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- Occasionally slip into a Dorset Accent at some random point during a conversation [if you are from Dorset, substitute Yorkshire]
- Bounce around
- If anyone ever tries to stop you doing something you want to do, just yell "Stop Patronising Me!". NB this works better if they're older than you, especially if their advice is totally sensible...
- Mince
- Pretend to be drunk or stoned all the time, but claim that you don't drink alcohol or smoke cannabis...
- Behave like you're on a five-second delay. This isn't as easy as it sounds...
- Buy a small furry finger puppet, preferably of a hedgehog. Halfway during a sentence, put your hand surreptitiously into your pocket and take out the puppet. Waggle it in the air for a few seconds, while you carry on talking as if it wasn't there, then put it back in your pocket. Don't get it out again for the rest of the day, and if someone asks you about it, pretend you don't know what they're talking about, and look at them as if they are mad...
[ October 09, 2001: Message edited by: Rettick ]
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