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10-09-2001, 01:57 PM
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  • Get a big garden sack, and fill it with leaves. Sit in it up to your nose and comment on the foliage.
  • Whenever someone walks into the room, stand up haughtily, and then say in a solemn yet huffy voice, "I am going to take a shower!". Do so. Repeat for three weeks.
  • Say "O! Frabjous day! Callooh Callay!" a lot.
  • Answer all 'why' questions with "because", and leave it at that.
  • Mobile phones. Enough said.
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