[Osiris The Fleech]

OK. First you need to know the adresses and phone numbers of two random people (not people who know you). Then, call one and yell "YOU'RE A JACKASS!!!" and hang up. Do the same thing to the other person. Keep doing that until they are really mad. Then, next time you call them, don't hang up. They'll probably say something like, "I wish I could kill you". Reply "well now's your chance". Then give them the adress of the second person. Then call the second person and tell him that you're coming over. For the grand finale, beat feet over there and watch the fight ensue.