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01-13-2007, 04:19 AM
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: Jan 2007
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OOC: Since Necrophagia cannot talk, Italics Means he is thinking.

After several month's of solitude, apart from his meals, the cannibal had become weary of his lifestyle. even though he was casted as a pariah be all he had come across (resulting in total bodily satisfaction) he felt empty and needed...something, something to fill that emptiness. picking up his trusty shovel, he gathered some food and put it in a rather large burlap sack. setting off on a journey, with an unknown destination, he trudged through the dense forest, clearing the way with the sharp, rusted shovel. he eventually found himself in an unfamiliar town.
Hmmm, these .... whatever they are, know nothing of my checkered past. It's time too decieve these unsuspecting...things into doing my bidding
Looking around he soon realised that these were clackers, the most annoying poultry on oddworld, apart from maybe thoses genetically mutated ones that wander the basements of vykkers...

He waltzed into the town looking rather apathetic. A large, particularyly ugly looking claccker walked up to him; " Weeeell, looks like we having a new-in the our humble town, yeeep." The cannibal winced at the frightfully denatured accent of the clacker species. " weeell, are ya just gonna stand there, lookin like a rancid sack of potatoes, 'er are ya gonna say somethang? "
The cannibal stared grimly at the lowly sate of life before him, and kept on walking, shoving him out of the way. " Now you cut that out! "
Ignoring the clacker behind him, that was blowing his top, he walked into the city hall. The town mayor woke up from his hourly nap and looked at the frightening beast before him. " whadda y'all want! " screeched the mayor. the cannibal pointed to a wanted poster on the wall. " the albino scrab eh? wellll that crazy critter ain't been seen in years around these parts, you might wanna try goin' west, to shrubton, ya might have more luck thatta way. now get outta here, yur disturbin' my nap y'see?! " tha lazy clakker slumped back into the chair falling asleep again. West shrubton eh? hmmm, never been there before...never really gone anywhere though... the cannibal shuffled over to the wanted poster. one million moolah! that would buy me anything I wanted! and i've got just the right thing in mind.... He stopped for a moment and wondered why clackers, among all things would want an albino scrab. He shrugged it off and briskly left the town hall and wandered to the notice board across the road. a map of oddworld was on the board. scouring the map he found shrubton. Hm, about 4 miles east of here, that would take me right into west shrubton... well that seems easy enough...
He left the town and headed east. Little did he know his journey had only just begun....

OOC: i found a map of Oddworld, but it only has the regions from the first three games, and isn't very reliable. if you wanna do the whole map thing , you may have to design Oddworld in your image, but i highly consider doing this as it'd be totally kick-a$$. If you are going to do this I would be more than willing to help!

http://www.oddworld.com/alf/alfictio...assets/map.jpg
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Last edited by Necrophagia; 01-13-2007 at 04:23 AM.. : Spelling