The flying slig fies forward, and the mudarcher cleverly fires at the engine pack. The slig crashes into the grassy plain, and a spark from the engine jumps onto the oil from the engine, which is all over the dry grass. It catches fire, and they all burn to death. Except for the flying slig. He was already dead.
Eh, I couldve done better.
Anyway:
Slig
vs.
Abe
FACTORS:
- Abe is near death. I mean, if you tap him, he's gone. Don't ask me how this happend. I'm just setting an impossible situation here.
- They are fighting in a completely barren, explosion-proof, fire-proof room. That is invulnerable to people who try to cheat and say 'The room blew up but Abe miravulously survied', or something like that
- Abe is in a coma
- Slig had a machete
- Slig had a god-suit on
- Slig is an incarnation of Satan. Who, as you know, will kill anything he sees
Let's see you make Abe win
this time
