Damn straight. American McGee's Alice was a greasy bag of turd to begin with...the enemies were stupid, the weapons terrible and the jumping puzzles eternal.
It still stands as the first artsy-fartsy game ever. American McGee my ass...using Dodgson's ideas to create a mediocre game should have been bad enough - but then to start making a movie? Ick.
Making the film as goddamned pretentious as 'Lewis Carrol's Doom' would be worse than Portman jiggling around for 90 minutes wielding a croquet mallet. Somebody find both American McGee and Wes Craven so we can bleed them to death with papercuts from John August's screenplay if they actually make this film.
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